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Five stars and one f**k you to Hanya Yanagihara’s ‘A Little Life’
This titan of a five-star book left me sobbing at midnight last night, and I don’t know if I’ll be okay. It’s like ‘The Song of Achilles’ all over again, straight down to the everlasting emotional trauma! Woo!
![Guy, why are there giant octopus ladies?](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e3f89a15ec9f361e323b5b3/1631195463292-B74SPKFNMC60B52D62IH/king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword.jpg)
Guy, why are there giant octopus ladies?
Please, Guy, I need to know. I’ve been laughing and crying about this for nearly eighteen hours, ever since I finally sat down to watch King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.
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I paid a dollar to rent ‘Excalibur’ (1981) and now I want my money back
I signed up for IMDB so I could rate this film one star. So come on by, lovely people, and find out why I’m in physical pain post-Excalibur.