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Five stars and one f**k you to Hanya Yanagihara’s ‘A Little Life’
This titan of a five-star book left me sobbing at midnight last night, and I don’t know if I’ll be okay. It’s like ‘The Song of Achilles’ all over again, straight down to the everlasting emotional trauma! Woo!

Guy, why are there giant octopus ladies?
Please, Guy, I need to know. I’ve been laughing and crying about this for nearly eighteen hours, ever since I finally sat down to watch King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.

I paid a dollar to rent ‘Excalibur’ (1981) and now I want my money back
I signed up for IMDB so I could rate this film one star. So come on by, lovely people, and find out why I’m in physical pain post-Excalibur.