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Guy, why are there giant octopus ladies?
Please, Guy, I need to know. I’ve been laughing and crying about this for nearly eighteen hours, ever since I finally sat down to watch King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.
The most extraordinary and certainly niche film, ‘The Green Knight’
Somehow, I managed to extend this review beyond, “This film is perfect; please watch it immediately.” There are things worth knowing before you dive in, and here, I lay all of them out ripe for the picking. Be sure to mosey on by!
I paid a dollar to rent ‘Excalibur’ (1981) and now I want my money back
I signed up for IMDB so I could rate this film one star. So come on by, lovely people, and find out why I’m in physical pain post-Excalibur.
Flash reviews: ye ol’ films of note
For this week's bloggering, I review half a dozen fantastical movies. Rich with horror, the psychological, rich messages, and all the whump, you won't want to miss this. Come and see!
On railroading: ‘Star Wars: Episode IX — The Rise of Skywalker’ is the worst finale ever made
Oh boy. We’re at the final Skywalker Star Wars film, and I have never before been so disappointed by a movie — much less a finale 42 years in the making — in my life. We’re talking ‘Star Wars: Episode IX — Rise of Skywalker’, and I have more than a few things to say about this railroading disaster. For better or worse, this is my biggest review yet — you genuinely do not want to miss this, folks.
The best in the saga: a defence of ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi’
The middle mark in the New Trilogy, with all the groundwork laid out: and boy, does The Last Jedi deliver! Despite its drawbacks, Episode VIII is my favourite Star Wars movie — for such a controversial film, it’s time I finally explain why I love this film as much as I do! Settle in, folks, this review’s a big one!
A new hope in ‘Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens’
A new era for a new generation! Episode VII marks a turning point in the saga — but does it live up to all its potential and expectations? In my review of ‘The Force Awakens’, the first part of the New Trilogy, I discuss its shortcomings, and I celebrate everything this film gets right! You don’t want to miss this one!
The disappointing mediocrity of ‘Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi’
Oh, the places this movie could have gone! ‘Return of the Jedi’, the final instalment in the Original Trilogy, had so much going for it. Yet it may be arguably one of the worst films in the saga. But all hope is not lost here! In my review of the sixth Star Wars feature, I go over the elements that work… and the many that don’t. Strap yourselves in, folks, this one’s a big one.
‘Star Wars: Episode V — The Empire Strikes Back’: the good, the bad, and the downright iconic
Episode V of the Star Wars saga is easily its most iconic number — it’s even the second-highest-grossing sequel of all time! But does ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ deserve such acclaim 40 years on? In my review of the Original Trilogy’s second act, I explore the good, the bad, and the downright iconic. This is a film review you most certainly don’t want to miss!
‘Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope’ is pretty good
The film that started it all! A New Hope is absolutely iconic, but does it deserve all the hype? Well… mostly, yeah. This film might not be perfect, but there are definitely many reasons to rewatch this movie. You can find out all of them in this review! So what are you waiting for?
Why ‘Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith’ holds a special place in my heart
The conclusion to the prequels and potentially the best film in the saga? ‘Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith’ is a return to form after Episode II, all while existing as the darkest film in the franchise. Read my review to find out just why I love this film so much!
Missed opportunities in ‘Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones’
From unjustly despised opening acts to a part two that weeps with all the lost potential, this film could have been one of the best in the series but instead falls almost entirely flat. So what went wrong with ‘Attack of the Clones’? I outline it in my review of the film — you won’t want to miss this one!
In defence of 'Star Wars: Episode One — The Phantom Menace'
The Phantom Menace, Episode I of Star Wars (AKA one of the biggest franchises in cinema history) is primarily considered one of the most disappointing and terrible films the series has to offer, yet I wholly disagree. I hereby present a defence of the infamous movie, and why you should give The Phantom Menace another chance! This review is one you absolutely do not want to miss!
Forget ‘The Room’! ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’ is the best worst movie ever made
One of the greatest films ever made? Also the worst movie ever made? A science-fiction horror about gravedigging zombies controlled by aliens? Created by legendary filmmaker Ed Wood, this film deserves to be known and quoted by all, with some of the funniest dialogue I’ve ever heard in my life. 1959's 'Plan 9' is a film that you absolutely must check out — read my review to find out why!
There’s a reason ‘Parasite’ won best picture at the Oscars
By this point, it’s hard not to have heard about Bong Joon-ho’s history-making film. But does it deserve the praise? Is this film worthy of its many, many awards? Indeed it does! There are many reasons to watch this South Korean film, and in this review, I explain why! So come along, what are you waiting for?
Why 'Joker' deserves your love
This 11-time Oscar-nominated and 2-time Oscar-winning film has drawn all the division, but the things it’s trying to say are far beyond the criticism. What is ‘Joker’ really all about? Read on to find out why this film belongs in your favourites!