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Guy, why are there giant octopus ladies?
Please, Guy, I need to know. I’ve been laughing and crying about this for nearly eighteen hours, ever since I finally sat down to watch King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.
The most extraordinary and certainly niche film, ‘The Green Knight’
Somehow, I managed to extend this review beyond, “This film is perfect; please watch it immediately.” There are things worth knowing before you dive in, and here, I lay all of them out ripe for the picking. Be sure to mosey on by!
One final hurdle
Am I a day late? Yes! Will I probably spend the rest of my weekend daydreaming? Probably! Have I been doing THINGS these past three weeks that you definitely want to read about?
I mean, I mention stringers, a nostalgic love of mine. So, yes. Yes, I have.
Finger guns, and archaic words Grammarly can pry from my cold, dead hands
Heyo! My new blog post is up, I’m still depressed and anxious, but Grammarly is incredible (mostly), and my life is elsewise filled will all kinds of ups and downs. Cue the finger guns.
I paid a dollar to rent ‘Excalibur’ (1981) and now I want my money back
I signed up for IMDB so I could rate this film one star. So come on by, lovely people, and find out why I’m in physical pain post-Excalibur.
On ye boi, Mordred
I may or may not have feelings about the unjust treatment of this character, and a way to make it right. I also give some love to BBC’s Merlin, because Merthur is life.